circusgifs:

reichenbachfalls:

jamesmoriartay:

I’m not sorry

You shouldn’t be

April  18 178831 via source
crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

April  18 335851 via source
bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

April  18 113663 via source

blue-author:

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

WHY IS THE FUTURE

April  18 111622 via source

officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

image

April  18 143076 via source

why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

April  18 247900 via source

thecarvingwitch:

neverending-fairytale:

Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!

THIS IS A FUCKING DRAGON DRESS YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

April  18 23432 via source
i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

April  18 67840 via source
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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

April  18 620879 via source
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heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

April  17 78198 via source

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

April  17 120560 via source

gleeksunited-infinity:

zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

April  17 244044 via source

castiel-nerd-angel:

Speaks for itself